My name is Jacob – I am a marketing operations professional based in midtown Toronto.
I help businesspeople and technologists understand and value each other. My speciality is data-based marketing and revenue optimization. I am an emotional man.

Groceries
I run the biggest open database of Canadian Grocery prices. And made the biggest open set of “restrictive covenants” that grocers use to kill competition. Aaaand mapped all major grocery stores in Canada. Did you know that the criminals behind the 2001-2015 bread price-fixing scheme are still benefitting form it today?

History
Victorian London metaverse.
ICON: the made-in-Ontario computer.
ArVid: 2TB of storage on VHS tape.

Archival
A mall I’ve never been to.
Dr Dobbs’ Journal archive.
QTVR – old 360 panorama files.
Grab pics from Google Streetview.
Saving Linkedin threads.
Remove dust from scans by “photo stacking“.

Professional
Optimizing SQLite for read speed.
How good are various marketing automation vendors at staying off blocklists?
Top Tasks Analysis.
My 3-year job search.
You need to stop using a noreply mailbox.
Reality of CASL compliance in Canada.
Unusual things you can put into email.

Toronto
I walked across the city: day 0, day 1, day 2.
Toronto’s back-in-time streetview.
Toronto Unlimited – bad tourism ads.
Toronto’s most beautiful baby.
A day up North.

Fun Stuff
I spent 47 days making a 30 min game.
GHOST – based on true events.
Canal Boat Simulator game.
After she was Barbie. After he was Ken.
Hate your way out.
The country of Corgizstan.
Cat demon.
I eat a ding dong.
What women want.

Behind the scenes & bonuses
Arvid VHS post.
PISE post.
Preserving images from a vanished place.

Artistic printing
A Victorian “specimen exchange” elevated the art of printing. My thoughts and favourites from the exchange. Japanese printers start their own exchange. Learning about women in the printing trade, in the 1800s. And looking at a relative of one of these printers.
Latest posts:
- Re: Once upon a time in a Hanoi café
- October Links
- A-to-Z across Toronto: Second Half
- A-to-Z across Toronto: First Half
- A-to-Z Across Toronto: Before the Walk
- September Links
- Links for August
- All Grocery Stores in Canada
- Felix and I
- Proof Of Care in the Age of A.I.
- What to do with Your Big Ugly Concrete Column
- Low-Poly Art
- Links for July
- Make Your Own Paris
- I Spent 47 Days Making a Game That Lasted for 30 Minutes
- Links for June
- At 2026’s Art Undergrad Show (OCADU Gradex 111)
- Links for May
- Jacob Eats: Girlonabird
- Japan’s Print Specimen Exchange
- March 2026 Links
- PastVu.com
- 21,864 Yugoslavian .yu Domains
- List of Restrictive Grocery Covenants
- What women want
- Mindblowing February Links
- Toronto Historical Streetview
- All Records: Digital Archives Ontario
- January links
- Betrayal in Space
- NEW LORD
- December links
- Jacob Eats: Crunky
- Border-Image Tool
- Giger QTVR
- Abandoned
- Removing dust from 2 scans of the same page with Photo Stacking
- November links n’ things
- Making a Victorian CSS Border: Dual-Motif
- Victorian-Style Lines for the Web: Elements of Identical Width
- October Links
- Brett & Beaver (TV Series 1978-1985)
- Lice Pliskies
- GHOST
- Random links – Sept. 2025
- Dragon Centre Stories
- Victoria Collage
- Toronto Street Pics: 2019-2025
- Faces
- adultsonly
- Thanks for the Nightmare Fuel, Midjourney!
- After she was Barbie. After he was Ken.
- The Blister Exists
- Embroidered Life Stories
- HATE MACHINE
- Canal boat simulator
- Jacob’s phone simulator
- How to shrink .pck size in Godot (and other tips for HTML5 mobile export)
- Tanaka Isson
- Cat Demon Returns
- Tips from a solopreneur
- Jacob Eats: the Kloud
- Tiny walrus in a fedora
- Experiencing a Victorian London street in 3D
- QTVR files – preserving them and extracting embedded images
- “Ford hundred and seventy ford years”
- Corgizstan
- Maharaja
- Printers’ International Specimen Exchange (Vol. XIII 1892)
- Jean Midolle
- Women Printers in Victorian Times
- Anton Halauska
- A very swinderful font
- Ontario’s ICON Computer
- Fuzzy Matching with Apache Hop (Pentaho)
- Toronto Unlimited
- An Adventure in Victorian Printing
- Waiting for the Kwisatz Haderach
- The Printers’ International Specimen Exchange
- UI design for stressful situations
- Optimizing a large SQLite database for reading
- Email Data-Science Posts
- $21 Refrigerated Rigatoni
- Project Hammer
- Manners and Customs of Women
- A DAB O’ THE PEN
- Cat
- Mobile-Friendly Image Maps
- By Jove, she’s the new “It Girl”!
- The Trouble With Monsters
- Mira Calligraphiae Monumenta – high resolution images
- Life in Hell
- Boardroom
- A Humble Proposal to the Toronto Board of Tourism as Regards a Grapic Essence of the City
- Updated Terms of Service
- Research as leisure activity
- Hellbaby
- A Day Up North
- MSDN Magazine Archive
- Hallelujah The Pill
